(or maybe it's because I forgot him. Let's just pretend it's because he's that damn special)
Because every time I think of you getting drunk off your ass and ordering several hundred dollars worth of merchandise on Amazon I crack up laughing. Even if I'm at work, or at faire (no shit. I was just sitting there giggling for no apparent reason).
Because you know that personal codes of ethics and responsibility are more important than some dumb frat.
Because you consistently make me laugh.
Because of the sex bot. 'Nuff said.
Because I STILL don't know how to pronounce your screenname!
Because you're so special you got an entry all to yourself.